sciencemonitors

These are 'interesting' profiles of the science monitors who look after the science room (some bits not true).

Hamish - Year 8 He is also referredd to as minion as he does all of Mrs Tyson's dirty work (but we can't tell you about this on the Internet as we would have to kill you). Making paper mache mountains, getting his fingers stuck in printers and trying to type letters to his grandma on turned off computers are some of his favourite everyday activities. He enjoys eating shark guts but as they are not permitted in New Zealand he of flies over to Japan so he can indulge in these 'treats'.

Shannon - Year 8 She enjoys sitting around on Sunday afternoons knitting with her study group. Reading, writing and playing with her collection of teddy bears are some of her favourite pastimes. Her favourite foods are cheese, baked beans and the heads of Barbie Dolls.

Jazmine - Year 8 She is always clumsy and often falls down high stair cases or of little kid stools. Her favourite activities consist of growing daisies, climbing trees and helping the police to find the person who stole the cookies from the Cookie Jar. Her diet consists of stolen chip, carrots, elephant droppings and fish scales.

Daniel - Year 8 He is related to peacock and chimpanzee. Watching soaps with his Nana and eating cookie dough are some of his favourite holiday activites. He likes eating the cardboard part from the back of mirrors, and licking the shiny bits on CD's.

Rochelle - Year 8 She absolutely hates reading, writing and playing with rabbits. Her most favourite activites though are patting the heads of complete strangers, sitting on the toilet chucking around rolls of loo paper and knitting in the same study group as Shannon (see above).

Amy - Year 8 She is a highly confident student, with everything going for her. Her academic achievements meet and exceed her peers. Her family too is a highly gifted one as they (but her) have all passed through the Oxford University. She though is enrolled and will skip college to attend the university. Her list of achievements is ever so long as she has won science fairs, speech contests, debating, maths competitions (and I could go on but what would be the point in that) etc. What an amazing achiever, we wish her luck for the future!

Keep watching for more 'interesting' profiles of the science monitors.